obfuscate

I told my feet if they didn’t mind
I had no desire to share
My life with them.
I also told this to my thighs
My elbows
Then my hair
And my toothless smile
And then

I sympathetically explained
The need for this
Bizarre remove.
The emptiness
The girly necessity
Of my smooth
It would be pure obsequies
In this groove

So I cut my nasal hair
And styled them into
A pencil moustache
Along with hairs from
My recently lady shaved
Ass
It does have an element
Of class

I sneezed
And ruined the dream
Of becoming Henry
I had great plans for him
And me
I guess I’ll just stay as
Shireen
The Henry
That will never
be seen